24. јануар 2015.
18. јануар 2015.
Murphy's Law
If
anything can go wrong, it will.
If
there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause
the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
Corollary:
If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
If
anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
If
you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong,
and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
Left
to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
If
everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Nature
always sides with the hidden flaw.
The
Murphy Philosophy - Smile… tomorrow will be worse.
Murphy's
golden rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules.
Never
argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
10. јануар 2015.
Ускоро нове ,,Искрице''
Традиционално, нови број школског часописа излази за школску славу Светог Саву. Ове 2015. године наш школски лист слави 20 година од изласка првог броја. Новина је то што ће овог јануара изаћи специјалан број Искрица - на страним језицима... На 40 страна ћете моћи да прочитате своје радове и многе занимљивости на енглеском, француском, руском и на норвешком језику.
Овде ћете до изласка новог броја моћи да видите понешто од онога што вас очекује у вашем ђачком листу.
JOKES and
some others interesting things on different languages...
This guy
goes down the street and a brick falls on his head.
This guy goes down the street and something falls on his head. What is it?
THE BRICK FROM THE FIRST JOKE!
This guy goes down the street and something falls on his head. What is it?
THE BRICK FROM THE FIRST JOKE!
Black and White
A black man talks to a white man:
When I was born I was black,
When I grew up I was black,
When I'm sick I'm black,
When I go in the sun I'm black,
When I'm cold I'm black,
When I die I'll be black.
But you:
When you're born you're pink,
When you grow up you're white,
When you're sick, you're green,
When you go in the sun you turn red,
When you're cold you turn blue,
and when you die you turn purple.
And you have the nerve to call me colored!!!
A black man talks to a white man:
When I was born I was black,
When I grew up I was black,
When I'm sick I'm black,
When I go in the sun I'm black,
When I'm cold I'm black,
When I die I'll be black.
But you:
When you're born you're pink,
When you grow up you're white,
When you're sick, you're green,
When you go in the sun you turn red,
When you're cold you turn blue,
and when you die you turn purple.
And you have the nerve to call me colored!!!
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